Broke Chef Apparels
“So Broke Men | My Shadow Avoids Me”
“So Broke Men | My Shadow Avoids Me”
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Product Description:
So broke, even your shadow's trying to distance itself. The “So Broke Men | My Shadow Avoids Me” sweatshirt is the perfect uniform for those whose financial status is ghost-level tragic. Equal parts cozy and cutting, this one’s for the guys who are used to being left on read—even by their own silhouette.
Great For:
– Men broke enough to make their own shadow walk away
– Wearing to job interviews (with irony)
– Gifting to the friend who’s truly in shadow denial
– Making strangers laugh in public
– Pairing with your disappearing self-worth and Wi-Fi connection
Why You'll Love It:
✔ As comfy as the shade your shadow throws
✔ A hilarious take on the depth of your broke-ness
✔ Dark humor printed on a cozy fit
✔ Matches your wallet: light and empty
✔ Easy to wear, hard to ignore
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