Broke Banker - Hoodie

Welcome to Broke Banker—where Wall Street dreams meet wallet-sized disasters. These hoodies are tailor-made for the finance bros, crypto cowboys, and spreadsheet warriors who know that "diversify your portfolio" actually means one hoodie in every color.

Whether you’re crying over red charts, pretending to “hold” during a market crash, or calculating how many oat milk lattes you need to skip to break even—this hoodie’s for you.