About Us
Welcome to Broke Chef Apparel — Where Sass Meets Sauce and Survival Serves Style.
This brand wasn’t whipped up in a boardroom. Nope. Broke Chef was born somewhere between a burnt toast, a betrayal, and a bottle of something strong. It all started during one of the wildest chapters of my life—when I got kidnapped by my own best friend for a few thousand bucks (plot twist: I still miss the guy, kinda). I never saw it coming, but hey, life burns you sometimes—just like my lasagna.
But let’s be clear: I don’t give a shyt about money. Never have. What matters to me is loyalty, friendship, and not getting screwed over by people who owe me money (a surprisingly long list). Over the years, I’ve worked for many, trusted too many, and got played more than Spotify in a breakup. But I survived. I’m not broke—I just spent too much on alcohol, bad choices, and overcooked dreams.
So I created Broke Chef Roy—a name, a vibe, a big middle finger to betrayal—and eventually, Broke Chef Apparel was served hot and sarcastic. We’re not just a clothing brand. We’re Michelin dreams on a microwave budget. We celebrate culinary chaos, caffeine addictions, and the glorious mess of being human. Whether you're a kitchen dropout, a broke foodie, or just someone who appreciates a fire tee and a good comeback—we got you.
This is apparel for the underdogs, the overthinkers, the sauce-slingers, and the beautifully broke. Throw on a tee, embrace the disaster, and remember:
You might be broke… but your drip is well done.
Stay loyal. Stay spicy. Stay saucy.
— Team Broke Chef, serving looks hotter than your ex’s cooking.