Collection: Broke Software Dev - T-Shirt
Debugging life one unpaid invoice at a time.
Introducing the "Broke Software Developer" T-shirt collection – where caffeine meets chaos and your code compiles… sometimes. These tees are for the brave souls writing 10,000 lines of code just to afford 2-minute noodles and a shared Netflix password.
Because who needs money when you’ve got stack overflow?
Whether you’re fixing bugs, breaking production, or just pretending to “work remotely” in bed – this collection gets you. It’s comfy, sarcastic, and 100% optimized for broke-mode developers.
Features:
- Softer than your GitHub contributions
- Fits better than your last deployment
- Funny enough to distract from your student loans
Built for the hustle. Priced for the struggle.
You may be broke, but at least your T-shirt isn’t throwing exceptions.
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"Broke Software Dev | My savings are like semicolons—optional and forgotten"
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"Broke Software Dev | I have more tabs open than dollars"
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"Broke Software Dev | Frontend is flashy. My wallet is empty"
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“Broke Software Dev | Still waiting for my salary to deploy”
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"Broke Software Dev | My salary has more bugs than my code"
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"Broke Software Dev | If broke was a language, I’d be fluent"
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“Broke Software Dev | My bank account is in maintenance mode”
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“Broke Software Dev | My code’s DRY. My wallet? Bone dry”
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“Broke Software Dev | Born to code, forced to freelance”
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“Broke Software Dev | I optimize code, not income”
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"Broke Software Dev | Error 404: Financial stability not found"
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“Broke Software Dev | I spend more time debugging than budgeting”
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“Broke Software Dev | Coding in dark mode to hide my bank balance”
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“Broke Software Dev | Error 404: The Page Saw Your Search History and Filed a Restraining Order”
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“Broke Software Dev | Error 404: The Page Is Gone, Just Like Your Ex’s Respect for You”
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“Broke Software Dev | Error 404: This Page Has More Self-Respect Than to Load for You”
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