"Broke Software Dev | If broke was a language, I’d be fluent"

Product Description:
Forget JavaScript, Python, or Rust—your most fluent language is broke. This T-shirt speaks the only syntax that’s universal in tech: sarcasm and survival. Whether you’re a developer, designer, or digital drifter, this minimalist masterpiece captures the struggle in bold, wearable irony. It's not just a shirt—it's a mood.

Great For:
– Freelancers living invoice to invoice
– Broke coders and tech interns
– Sarcastic startup warriors
– Daily wear with a punch of truth
– Gifts for friends fluent in financial struggle

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Relatable humor in clean, bold typography
✔ Designed to pop on white and grey tees
✔ Lightweight, soft, and breathable
✔ Guaranteed laughs from devs and non-devs alike
✔ Comfort meets coder-level sarcasm

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