Collection: Broke Banker - T-Shirt
Introducing Broke Banker, the latest drop from our collection of fiscally irresponsible fashion. These tees are inspired by the brave souls who wear suits by day, eat instant noodles by night, and somehow still believe Bitcoin will bounce back.
Whether you're ghosting debt collectors, dodging student loans like a ninja, or explaining to your mom why you're "on a financial cleanse" (aka broke), this collection’s for you.
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“Broke Banker | Fractions in my bank, full-on fashion in my closet”
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“Broke Banker | Retirement plan: Win the lottery”
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“Broke Banker | I know liquidity. I just don’t have any”
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“Broke Banker | I gave loans, now I need one”
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“Broke Banker | Living proof that finance degrees don’t mean finance”
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“Broke Banker | Wealth management? I can’t even manage my Wi-Fi bill”
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“Broke Banker | Market crash survivor. Emotionally bankrupt”
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“Broke Banker | Banker by trade, broke by passion”
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“Broke Banker | I once managed millions. Now it’s ramen and rent”
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“Broke Banker | ROI: Regret on Investment”
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“Broke Banker | Broke, but still calculating your worth”
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