“Nek Minnit | Told her I’m emotionally mature - ghosted her”

Product Description:
Claiming you’re emotionally mature, then nek minnit, she ghosts you — classic Kiwi/Aussie irony captured in one hilarious tee. Made with soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves self-deprecating humor and a bit of cheeky sarcasm wrapped in everyday realness.

Great For:
– Casual everyday wear
– Fans of dry, sarcastic humor
– Kiwis and Aussies who love local slang
– Gifts for mates with a playful sense of humor
– Anyone who’s survived the dating scene

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
✔ Bold, witty text design that gets laughs
✔ Fits all genders and sizes comfortably
✔ Durable print that withstands washing
✔ Perfect icebreaker and conversation starter

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