“Humor | Why are these kids looking at me? I am not their dad”

Product Description:
Cue the confused stares and awkward playground moments. This “Why are these kids looking at me? I am not their dad” sweatshirt is for anyone who’s ever been mistaken for someone else's responsible adult. It's hilarious, awkward, and perfect for dodging dad duties in style.

Great For:
– Single folks mistaken for parents way too often
– Wearing to parks, malls, or chaotic family events
– Gifting to friends who give off “dad energy” by accident
– Making strangers laugh while subtly backing away
– Embracing the confusion with humor and comfort

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Ultra-comfy fabric for dodging responsibilities
✔ Bold, laugh-out-loud print that starts conversations
✔ Durable design that survives accidental playdates
✔ Ideal for everyday wear, awkward outings, or casual strolls
✔ Perfect excuse to not babysit—ever

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