“Humor | I’m on a whiskey diet – I’ve lost three days already”

Product Description:
Who needs abs when you’ve got anecdotes? This “I’m on a whiskey diet – I’ve lost three days already” sweatshirt is your hilarious confession to the best kind of self-medication. It’s bold, witty, and pairs perfectly with poor decisions and pub nights.

Great For:
– Whiskey lovers with a sense of humor
– Wearing to bars, parties, or blurry brunches
– Gifting to your drinking buddy or the “funny drunk” in the group
– Turning hangovers into humor
– Celebrating life one sip (or blackout) at a time

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric that feels better than a nightcap
✔ Funny design guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe shots)
✔ Long-lasting print that won’t fade—unlike your memories
✔ Perfect for casual wear, happy hours, or weekend getaways
✔ A buzz-worthy fit for every social situation

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