“Broke Uni Student | Tuition paid. Hope sold separately”

Product Description:
The bill’s been settled, but your soul? That’s still pending. The “Broke University Student | Tuition Paid. Hope Sold Separately” sweatshirt is a brutally relatable fit for anyone who paid for a dream and got a group project instead. Perfect for those walking the fine line between educated and emotionally exhausted.

Great For:
– Students drowning in debt and sarcasm
– Wearing to financial aid meetings (ironically)
– Gifting to your broke roommate with big dreams
– Laughing through student loan tears
– Surviving college one crushed dream at a time

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Super-soft fabric for crying in comfort
✔ Bold design that screams "I paid for this pain"
✔ Great conversation starter…or stopper
✔ Made for mid-semester breakdowns and midnight snacks
✔ Looks great with student ID lanyards and existential dread

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