“Broke Uni Student | Textbooks or groceries? Choose one”

Product Description:
The ultimate university dilemma: feed your brain or feed your stomach? The “Broke University Student | Textbooks or Groceries? Choose One” sweatshirt is for every student who’s had to choose ramen over required reading. A brutally honest nod to the broke academic hustle—served warm, like noodles.

Great For:
– Students on a first-name basis with their loan officer
– Wearing during campus bookstore walk-bys
– Gifting to broke friends debating dinner or deadlines
– Expressing the pain of overpriced education
– Day-to-day uni wear with real-life flavor

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Comfy, cozy fabric that feels better than a balanced meal
✔ Relatable design for every cash-strapped student
✔ Durable quality made to outlast your diet
✔ Instantly starts convos and sympathy laughs
✔ Matches perfectly with empty wallets and late-night cravings

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