“Broke Uni Student | Surviving on deadlines and delusions”

Product Description:
Introducing the ultimate uniform for students living off caffeine, chaos, and false hope. The “Broke University Student | Surviving on Deadlines and Delusions” sweatshirt perfectly sums up academic life—overworked, underpaid, and borderline delusional. Cozy up and power through your next all-nighter in style.

Great For:
– Students juggling assignments, exams, and existential dread
– Wearing to 8 a.m. lectures or 2 a.m. cram sessions
– Gifting to friends who live in a state of academic denial
– Expressing uni life without saying a word
– Daily campus wear that tells the truth

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Super soft fabric made for long days and longer nights
✔ Hilarious, painfully relatable design
✔ Durable print that survives repeated breakdowns (and washes)
✔ Ideal mix of comfort and student sarcasm
✔ A+ in comfort, F in financial stability

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