Broke Uni Student | Surviving on deadlines and delusions

Product Description:
The "Surviving on Deadlines and Delusions" black hoodie is made for the students who live in a cycle of all-nighters, caffeine, and blind hope. Whether you're pulling essays out of thin air or pretending you have it all under control, this hoodie gets you. Cozy, clever, and painfully relatable — it’s the official uniform of the academically unwell.

Great For: 
– Students constantly racing the clock
– Those who operate on last-minute motivation
– Wearing to late-night study sessions or 8 AM lectures
– Friends who need a funny but accurate gift
– Every uni kid trying to balance chaos with charm

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft fleece lining to get you through cold library nights
✔ White-on-black design that pops and doesn’t fade
✔ A humorous yet painfully real message every student relates to
✔ Relaxed unisex fit that looks good on everyone
✔ Great for layering or lounging
✔ A mood in wearable form

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