Broke Uni Student | If broke was a sport, I’d be captain

Product Description:
The "If Broke Was a Sport, I’d Be Captain" black hoodie is the ultimate fit for students who are surviving on vibes, instant noodles, and loan extensions. This hoodie says what everyone’s thinking but too tired to admit — broke isn’t just a condition, it’s a lifestyle. With a soft feel and a bold design, it’s perfect for wearing to class, the library, or anywhere your overdraft takes you.

Great For: 
– Students juggling tuition, rent, and caffeine
– Anyone who laughs through financial pain
– Daily campus wear that’s funny and comfy
– Gifting to broke besties and roomies
– Wearing during exam season, assignment crunches, or ramen nights

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Cozy fleece interior keeps you warm during early classes
✔ Bold white design that stands out against the black fabric
✔ Durable print that doesn’t fade under stress (unlike your GPA)
✔ Unisex fit that works for everyone
✔ Speaks your truth without saying a word
✔ Goes with any jeans, joggers, or student loan regret

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