Broke Uni Student | Every essay is a cry for help

Product Description:
The "Every Essay Is a Cry for Help" black hoodie is your unofficial writing uniform — perfect for those all-nighters powered by stress, snacks, and silent screams. Made for students who are mentally checked out but still submitting work, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while broadcasting your academic breakdown with style and sarcasm.

Great For: 
– University students stuck in the endless essay loop
– Late-night library survivors
– Students who turn procrastination into performance
– Gifting to friends who type through the tears
– Wearing to class, study halls, or group project meltdowns

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric that makes suffering slightly more bearable
✔ Clean black hoodie with crisp, bold white text
✔ Hilariously relatable for anyone writing under pressure
✔ Unisex fit with cozy warmth and laid-back style
✔ Built to survive deadlines, drafts, and despair
✔ Instantly understood by every student in a 5-mile radius

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