Broke Uni Student | Every essay is a cry for help

Product Description:
Let’s be real — every essay you turn in is just a veiled scream into the academic void. This T-shirt hilariously captures the soul-crushing, caffeine-fueled experience of writing papers at 2AM while questioning your life choices. With dramatic fonts and chaotic student energy, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who’s cried into their keyboard and called it “productive.”

Great For: 
– Students who use essays to vent their emotional collapse
– Last-minute paper warriors
– Wearing to writing labs, study groups, or therapy
– Anyone whose GPA has seen better days
– Professors with a dark sense of humor (maybe…)

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Darkly funny and brutally honest
✔ Dramatic design that pops against black fabric
✔ Feels like a warm hug during your next all-nighter
✔ Speaks your academic truth louder than your thesis ever could
✔ Perfect for essay season — aka every week

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