“Broke Uni Student | Can’t drop out. Already told everyone I’m smart”

Product Description:
When quitting isn't an option because your ego already sent out the announcement. The “Broke University Student | Can’t Drop Out. Already Told Everyone I’m Smart” sweatshirt captures the pressure of keeping up appearances while your GPA is on life support. Cozy up in denial—academically and financially.

Great For:
– Students clinging to their reputation
– Wearing during “what’s your plan after graduation?” convos
– Gifting to that one friend still faking academic confidence
– Surviving college with sarcasm and self-delusion
– Pretending it’s all going according to plan

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft enough to comfort your crumbling identity
✔ Witty, brutally honest design
✔ Great For: awkward reunions and library breakdowns
✔ Keeps you warm while your degree plan falls apart
✔ Looks smart, even if you’re winging it

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