"Broke Software Dev | My savings are like semicolons—optional and forgotten"

Product Description:
The syntax of your code is cleaner than your bank account. The "My savings are like semicolons—optional and forgotten" hoodie is perfect for devs who know that while semicolons might be optional, financial stability apparently is too. Crafted from soft, cozy fleece, it’s the ideal hoodie for laughing through life's missing statements.

Great For:
– JavaScript and TypeScript developers
– Coders who live paycheck to paycheck
– Sarcastic software engineers
– Gifting your broke but brilliant dev friend
– Wearing to work, meetups, or debugging marathons

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Clever developer joke with real-life accuracy
✔ Warm fleece-lined interior
✔ Unisex fit that’s comfy for everyone
✔ High-quality print that lasts
✔ Equal parts cozy and chaotic

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