“Broke Software Dev | Error 404: This page has more self-respect than to load for you”

Product Description:
Sometimes, even web pages have standards. This hoodie is for those who know rejection—digital or personal—is just part of the code. With biting sarcasm and premium comfort, it’s the perfect way to flex your sense of humor and your ability to laugh through the burn.

Great for:
– Developers who’ve been ghosted by both people and pages
– Fans of savage tech jokes
– Wearing to hackathons, casual meetups, or solo debugging sessions
– Gifting to your most brutally honest friend
– Anyone with more sass than savings

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric for max comfort
✔ Sharp, high-contrast text design that stands out on white and grey
✔ Equal parts cozy and savage
✔ Expresses what error logs can’t
✔ Designed for coders, memers, and unapologetic sarcasm-lovers

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