“Broke Software Dev | Error 404: The Page Is Gone, Just Like Your Ex’s Respect for You”

Product Description:
Breakups and broken code—both leave you staring at the void. This “Broke Software Dev | Error 404: The Page Is Gone, Just Like Your Ex’s Respect for You” sweatshirt perfectly captures that post-deployment despair and personal trauma... with a side of dark humor. Code. Cry. Repeat.

Great For:
– Software devs with emotional damage and error logs
– Wearing to work, therapy, or the next sprint planning
– Gifting to coder friends who’ve lost both data and dignity
– Adding brutal honesty to your tech wardrobe
– Coping with bugs and breakups—stylishly

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric to hug your broken soul
✔ Hilariously savage print that's painfully relatable
✔ Built for the long haul, unlike your last relationship
✔ Ideal for casual wear, late-night commits, or existential spirals
✔ Makes debugging slightly more bearable (maybe)

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