“Broke Chef | I sauté my feelings”

Product Description:
Some chop onions, others cry over them—you sauté your feelings. This “Broke Chef” sweatshirt is for the emotional chefs who season their food (and trauma) with equal intensity. Whether you're caramelizing heartbreak or pan-frying existential dread, do it in style and sarcasm.

Great For:
– Emotional foodies with a flair for drama
– Late-night cooks overthinking every bite
– Wearing to therapy... or the kitchen
– Gift for that friend who cries and fries
– Cooking, coping, and crushing it—your way

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, breathable fabric for comfort during emotional meltdowns
✔ Witty design that gets nods from chefs and comedians alike
✔ Long-lasting print, just like your unresolved issues
✔ Pairs well with aprons, air fryers, and attitude
✔ Adds flavor to your wardrobe—no salt needed

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