“Broke Bartender | I'm 80% Caffeine, 19% Tequila, 1% Broke”

Product Description:
Meet the ultimate chaos cocktail: caffeine, tequila, and just a pinch of broke. This "Broke Bartender" tee brings the madness to life with a wild-eyed cartoon bartender juggling a coffee mug and tequila bottle like he hasn’t slept in days (because he hasn’t). Coffee stains, lime slices, jittery vibes, and a tip jar that screams “1% Broke” — this shirt is pure, caffeinated comedy. Bottom line? “I’m 80% Caffeine, 19% Tequila, 1% Broke.”

Great For:
– Overworked bartenders and coffee addicts
– Anyone powered by espresso and chaos
– Party animals with a sense of humor
– Bartender appreciation gifts
– Loud, fun bar night outfits

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Hilariously chaotic artwork
✔ Super comfy for long shifts or long nights
✔ Relatable and wild energy
✔ Perfect conversation starter
✔ Clean white background for vibrant print

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