“Broke Bartender | I'm 80% Caffeine, 19% Tequila, 1% Broke”

Product Description:
The 80% Caffeine, 19% Tequila, 1% Broke hoodie is perfect for those who run on espresso shots, late-night shifts, and just a sprinkle of “not-so-great” financial decisions. Whether you’re powering through a shift or recovering from last night’s tequila-fueled adventures, this hoodie has you covered. Soft, cozy, and with a dash of humor, it’s the perfect match for your lifestyle—work hard, drink harder, and still try to make it to brunch.

Great For:
– Bartenders who need caffeine and tequila to survive the week
– Those who live on coffee and tequila shots (maybe not at the same time)
– Wearing during the inevitable "caffeine and tequila recovery" day
– Gifting to your favorite over-caffeinated, slightly broke bartender
– Anyone who knows it’s a balancing act between survival and indulgence

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Captures the exact vibe of being barely alive — but still standing.
✔ Bright, loud, and impossible to ignore (just like you after three espresso shots).
✔ Speaks to the chaos and hustle of service life perfectly.
✔ Great for late nights, early mornings, or whenever you need a caffeine boost.
✔ Fellow caffeine fiends and tequila enthusiasts will feel seen.

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