“Broke Bartender | I'm 80% Caffeine, 19% Tequila, 1% Broke”

Product Description:
The perfect recipe for surviving a double shift. This “Broke Bartender” sweatshirt is a hilarious breakdown of what really fuels your hustle—caffeine for energy, tequila for courage, and just a tiny sprinkle of broke to keep it humble. Wear it like the perfectly shaken cocktail you are.

Great For:
– Bartenders living on espresso shots and tequila chasers
– Wearing during long shifts or recovery brunches
– Gifting to high-functioning, hilarious coworkers
– Showing off your unique mix of chaos and charm
– Turning exhaustion into fashionable comedy

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Comfy, caffeine-ready fabric for all-day wear
✔ Funny and relatable design that always gets a laugh
✔ Durable print that survives coffee spills and shot trays
✔ Ideal for behind the bar or hungover couch duty
✔ A perfect fit for every spirited, semi-broke bartender

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