“Broke Bartender | I Shake Cocktails and Bad Decisions”

Product Description:
The I Shake Cocktails and Bad Decisions hoodie is the perfect blend of chaos and charm—just like your bartending style. Crafted for comfort and full of personality, this hoodie speaks for every drink-slinger who stirs up more than just mojitos. Whether you’re behind the bar or regretting last night’s karaoke, this one’s got you covered—literally.

Great For:
– Bartenders who make cocktails... and questionable life choices 
– Late-night bar shifts, after-parties, or recovery brunches
– Gifting to your favorite mixology mess
– Wearing while sipping your “oops” drink from the night before
– Anyone who proudly owns their fun side

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Perfectly captures the hilarious chaos of bartending life.
✔ Exaggerated cartoon style that stands out and sparks conversation.
✔ Retro lettering mixed with modern humor for a unique look.
✔ Ideal for late nights, lazy mornings, or shift recovery days.
✔ Whether at a bar or a party, this hoodie will get laughs and compliments.

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