“Broke Bartender | I Shake Cocktails and Bad Decisions”

Product Description:
Master of the shaker and maker of questionable choices—this “Broke Bartender” sweatshirt sums it all up with style and sarcasm. Whether you’re mixing drinks or messy stories, wear it proud and let the world know you serve chaos with a twist.

Great For:
– Bartenders who live life one pour and poor choice at a time
– Wearing during late-night shifts and next-day regrets
– Gifting to your favorite party starter or mixology mischief-maker
– Showing off your wild side, on or off duty
– Stirring up laughs while serving drinks

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Super soft fabric perfect for wild nights and lazy mornings
✔ Relatable design that speaks fluent bartender
✔ Durable print that can survive spills and stories
✔ Great for behind the bar, after-hours, or casual chaos
✔ A must-have for broke bartenders with bold vibes

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