“Broke Bartender | I Pour Drinks, Not Emotions”

Product Description:
Feelings? Not on the menu. This “Broke Bartender” sweatshirt is for the emotionally unavailable mixologist who keeps it cool under pressure—unless the pressure’s in the shaker. Serve drinks, not drama, and let the sweatshirt do the talking.

Great For:
– Bartenders who keep it professional and unbothered
– Wearing during emotionally charged (or draining) shifts
– Gifting to your favorite emotionally detached friend
– Showing your love for liquor, not life advice
– Turning shutdowns into style statements

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, no-nonsense fabric for all-day chill
✔ Witty, relatable design with just the right amount of edge
✔ Durable print that holds up through happy hours and heartbreaks
✔ Perfect for shifts, after-parties, and silent judgment
✔ A stylish reminder that you serve cocktails, not counseling

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