“Broke Bartender | I Pour Drinks, Not Emotions”

Product Description:
The I Pour Drinks, Not Emotions hoodie is for the bartenders who keep it neat—no tears, no drama, just perfectly balanced cocktails. Whether you're shaking up a storm or silently judging the couple on their third breakup of the night, this hoodie keeps you warm while your heart stays on lockdown. Equal parts savage and stylish, it’s your new favorite off-duty fit.

Great For:
– Emotionally unavailable drink-slingers
– Long shifts where you listen, nod, and don’t absorb
– Bartenders who master the art of small talk (and emotional deflection)
– Wearing after hours, during moody weather, or while ghosting texts
– Gifting to your favorite emotionally minimalist mixologist

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Captures the bartender's true spirit — cool and drama-free.
✔ Expressive, vibrant, and packed with fun details.
✔ Instantly tells people where you stand on emotions vs. cocktails.
✔ Great for shifts, after-work hangs, or lazy weekends.
✔ Everyone will either laugh — or realize you mean business.

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