“Broke Bartender | I Pour Drinks, Not Emotions”

Product Description:
Cold drink, colder heart. This "Broke Bartender" tee showcases a deadpan cartoon bartender pouring the perfect cocktail while chaos unfolds around him. With indoor sunglasses, robotic precision, and a straight-up savage vibe, he delivers the line “I Pour Drinks, Not Emotions” like a true bar professional. Complete with a neon sign that reads “Emotions not served here”, this design is equal parts hilarious and ice-cold.

Great For:
– Bartenders who’ve seen it all
– Fans of dry humor and sarcasm
– Anyone with a “no drama” mindset
– Funny bar or club night outfits
– Gifts for emotionally exhausted service workers

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Deadpan humor that hits
✔ Soft, high-quality fabric
✔ Perfect for anti-emotion moods
✔ Bold design with clean white background
✔ IYKYK energy for bartenders everywhere

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