“Broke Bartender | Ask Me for a Drink, Not Financial Advice”

Product Description:
The Ask Me for a Drink, Not Financial Advice hoodie is the perfect mix of humor and bartending expertise. You’re here to serve drinks, not offer stock tips—so leave the financial planning to the experts and just let this hoodie do the talking. With its comfy fit and cheeky message, it’s ideal for bartenders who prefer mixing cocktails over managing portfolios.

Great For:
– Bartenders who’ve seen it all (and still pour strong)
– Wall Street survivors who became happy hour heroes
– Gifting to the funny, broke, and fabulous
– Wearing behind the bar or on your next meltdown Monday
– Showing you have priorities (cocktails > financial advice)

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Chaotic energy you can proudly wear.
✔ Keeps you cozy while the market crashes.
✔ High-quality vector art that stays vibrant.
✔ Expect laughs, nods, and a few free drinks.
✔ Made for those who pour drinks, not stock tips.

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