“Broke Bartender | Ask me for a drink, not financial advice”

Product Description:
When the market crashes but your shift won’t end—this “Broke Bartender” tee captures the madness! Featuring a cartoon bartender in survival mode, dodging flying mixers and spinning shakers, all while rocking sunglasses and refusing financial advice. A chaotic chalkboard screams “Market Crash Happy Hour” and the tiny tip jar says it best: “Not a Financial Planner.” This one’s for the bartenders who serve cocktails, not crypto tips.

Great For:
– Bartenders with financial trauma
– Market crash survivors who pour drinks
– Sarcastic barwear for stressful shifts
– Funny gifts for finance bros turned mixologists
– Anyone who’s broke but not broke enough to stop joking

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Loud, expressive cartoon chaos
✔ Ultra-soft and breathable tee
✔ Hilariously relatable bar humor
✔ Eye-catching on a crisp white background
✔ Perfect for work, play, or happy hour meltdowns

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