“Broke Banker | ROI: Regret on Investment”

Product Description:
Not all investments pay off—some just teach you expensive life lessons. This “Broke Banker” sweatshirt redefines ROI with brutal honesty and a touch of dark humor. It’s perfect for those who once lived by return metrics and now survive on ramen and resilience.

Great For:
– Former finance pros with a wicked sense of humor
– Wearing to awkward alumni meetups or introspective Sundays
– Gifting to friends who bet big and lost bigger
– Turning financial regrets into wearable sarcasm
– Laughing through career pivots and past decisions

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, comfy fabric made for all stages of denial
✔ Clever, ironic design that sparks conversation
✔ Durable print for long-lasting laughs
✔ Perfect for casual wear, coffee runs, or budget therapy
✔ A bold reminder that failure can still be fashionable

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