“Broke Banker | Retirement plan: Win the lottery”

Product Description:
Forget 401(k)s and mutual funds—your retirement strategy is pure luck and a little bit of sarcasm. This “Broke Banker” sweatshirt is for every former finance genius who traded portfolios for Powerball. Stylish, self-aware, and perfectly broke.

Great For:
– Ex-bankers with zero pension but big dreams
– Wearing to casual Fridays or gas station scratch-off runs
– Gifting to finance friends who gave up on spreadsheets
– Turning failed financial plans into fashion
– Embracing humor over fiscal responsibility

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric to comfort your broke dreams
✔ Hilarious design for finance folks with lottery-level optimism
✔ Durable print for long-lasting irony
✔ Perfect for everyday wear, lotto ticket buys, or therapy sessions
✔ Because laughter is your only compound interest now

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