“Broke Banker | Market crash survivor. Emotionally bankrupt”

Product Description:
You’ve survived the crash, but the emotional damage? Still compounding. This “Broke Banker” sweatshirt is for those who walked out of the market with their dignity intact—but not much else. It’s dark, witty, and brutally honest—just like your post-finance sense of humor.

Great For:
– Ex-bankers who lived through the crash and lived to mock it
– Wearing to therapy, brunch, or the unemployment line
– Gifting to financially and emotionally wounded friends
– Turning trauma into top-tier sarcasm
– Making people laugh while you cry (on the inside)

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft fabric, like a hug after a bad portfolio day
✔ Relatable, sharp-witted design for maximum laughs
✔ Durable print that lasts longer than your last investment
✔ Ideal for casual wear, meltdown mode, or market Mondays
✔ A perfect blend of Wall Street war story and emotional honesty

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