“Broke Banker | I once managed millions. Now it’s ramen and rent”

Product Description:
From managing portfolios to managing packets of instant noodles—this “Broke Banker” sweatshirt is for the fallen finance hero with a golden past and a budget lifestyle. Equal parts hilarious and humbling, it's the perfect wardrobe upgrade for anyone who's swapped suits for sweats and spreadsheets for survival.

Great For:
– Ex-bankers turned budgeting pros
– Wearing during ramen runs or rent payment reminders
– Gifting to friends who peaked in finance
– Adding humor to your personal crash-and-reboot story
– Lounging while reminiscing about better fiscal quarters

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, high-quality fabric built for comfort (and coping)
✔ Hilariously relatable design with a side of financial trauma
✔ Durable print that lasts longer than your last bonus
✔ Great for everyday wear or ironic flexes
✔ The ultimate broke-but-aware statement piece

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