“Broke Banker | I know liquidity. I just don’t have any”

Product Description:
You mastered liquidity ratios in school, but your wallet says otherwise. This “Broke Banker” sweatshirt is for the finance-savvy fallen—those who speak the lingo but can't fund lunch. It's ironic, clever, and painfully accurate. Welcome to the dry side of economics.

Great For:
– Finance nerds turned budget warriors
– Wearing to brunch (if someone else is paying)
– Gifting to friends who can explain liquidity but can't afford it
– Bringing humor to your money misadventures
– Lounging while you “forecast” your next paycheck

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Super-soft fabric with premium comfort
✔ Hilariously sharp design for finance geeks
✔ Durable print that won’t fade like your savings
✔ Perfect for casual wear, office jokes, or sarcasm therapy
✔ A must-have for broke pros who still sound smart

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