“Broke Banker | Broke, but still calculating your worth”

Product Description:
You may be low on funds, but your ability to judge someone’s net worth? Still top-tier. This “Broke Banker” sweatshirt is for the sarcastic soul who left the banking life with nothing but sharp math skills and a sharper tongue. Classy, shady, and painfully relatable.

Great For:
– Former bankers who still do mental audits on people
– Wearing at brunch, casual Fridays, or ironic therapy sessions
– Gifting to friends who miss the money, not the meetings
– Turning financial failure into fashion
– Serving sass with spreadsheets in spirit

Why You'll Love It:
✔ Soft, premium fabric perfect for lounging or scheming
✔ Witty design that screams “broke but bold”
✔ Durable print for maximum sarcasm retention
✔ Ideal for chill days, job interviews you’re not taking seriously, or calculating karma
✔ A must-have for ex-bankers who still assess ROI on relationships

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