Broke Software Dev - Hoodie

Because even if your code breaks, at least your drip doesn’t.

Welcome to the "Broke Software Developer" hoodie collection – engineered for coders who run on caffeine, chaos, and the faint hope of one day affording a standing desk.
These hoodies are for the devs whose dreams are big, but whose bank accounts throw a 404. You may not be able to fix your life with a pull request, but you can look damn good while shipping bugs into production.

Perks include:
- Warmer than your office AC set to “arctic hell”
- Soft enough to cry in after merge conflicts
- Stylish enough to wear to Zoom meetings… with no pants

Optimize for comfort. Compile in style. Deploy with dignity.
Because when you're debugging life at 2AM, the last thing you need is a cold hoodie and a hot mess.